Sickeningly sweet…

Today, Aug. 31, 2010, would mark my 10th anniversary if I were still working at The Honolulu Advertiser. It’s hard to imagine that a decade ago I was just starting my first full-time job at the state’s largest daily newspaper.

A lot has happened over the 10 years, including the ridiculous amount of junk I consumed while working at my desk. I’m not talking about files and office odds and ends. I’m talking about junk food. From soda to chips, plate lunches and high-calorie desserts, I ate it all. I cringe to think about the pounds I put on and curse myself for not exercising more restraint when it comes to tempting foods.

But check out 20 of the worst drinks in America, according to a recent e-mail forward I received. Maybe it was a good thing I enjoyed all these yummy foods for the same amount of calories as these fattening drinks!

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Any of your favorites make this list? Sometimes I prefer not to know the high calories or sugar counts in these cold treats. Ignorance is bliss. But I guess once the pants starts to get too tight, that might be a sign to cut back…

So what are your guilty pleasures? Let’s do a quick poll:

  • Favorite cold drink
  • Best fast-food ice cream treat
  • Favorite energy drink
  • Favorite coffee type and place

What a big head!

Safety is critical, especially while traveling on what can seem like dangerous and deadly roads. With motorists, bikers and pedestrians all in a hurry to get to their destination, many tend to ignore the rules of the road.

But when passersby get a glance at these ODD head protectors, they might end up swerving off the road as they do a double take…

Designers to launch range of wacky helmets
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You might not see Hells Angels’ sporting these crazy helmets any time soon, but if Borat took up biking, you might see a walnut speeding down the motorway.

That’s because tennis balls, haircuts and a globe are the latest in bicycle helmet fashion designs to come out of Kazakhstan.


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The wacky helmets are the creation of a marketing agency who admit they initially created them as a laugh… but now they’re set to go into production.

Designers say they were inundated by would-be customers wanting the wear the off-beat headwear and they should be on shelves (and shoulders) by 2011.

Rimma Fhevtfova, of GOOD! Agency, said: “We wanted to make something unusual. We wanted to make something that is outside the box and to try and think differently.

“There is a growing cycling scene in Kazakhstan. It is much better than it was two years ago so we want to tap into that,” Fhevtfova said.

“In the market, there are limited designs and producers and very few customers are using handmade or tailor-made helmets of different styles.”

But while bikers in Central Asia and Kazakhstan can get their gloves on the helmets early next year, the rest of the world will have to wait.

“Ideally, we would like to take them to Europe and America but we are still working through the costings. We are looking into a few proposals.”


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Cyclist Ipana Chambers, from London, added: “I bike to work every day. Society comes down hard on cyclists because you have to wear fluorescent vests and the proper safety equipment.

“But I like to look fashionable when I travel to work. These helmets will make cyclists look cool. I’ll definitely be getting my hands on one. No one can complain because I’ll definitely stand out to motorists.”

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Story says these fashionable helmets are not coming to America anytime soon…is that such a bad thing?

Should bicyclists have a little fun or do you think these helmets might cause more of safety distraction? If you had to pick an ODD design for yourself, what would it be?

Any other wacky ways you have seen people engage in just to stay safe?

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O&E ODD image of the day:

I went hiking at Koko Head this past weekend. On my way down, I noticed this girl who was starting up the trail was wearing pumps. I was wondering who the heck wears those kinds of shoes on a trail that just involves uneven wooden steps? I was so intrigued I sneakily went up behind her just to snap a few photos!

Before the big day…

Tomorrow is a big day for me. I’m starting a new job!

I’ll be an account executive at Communications Pacific in Downtown Honolulu. CommPac is one of Hawaii’s largest PR firms and I’m excited to see what the job holds. This job will be only my second full-time job I’ve ever had since graduating from college 10 years ago.

And like the day before a new school year, I’m a bit nervous. Working at one company for a decade put me in a very comfortable position. Now it’s all about starting all over to build relationships and my work credibility.

Got any advice for new-job jitters? Thanks in advance!

Boob brushes?

What’s your secret talent? Or ODD talent as nowadays that seems to be the only way to stand out to claim your 15 minutes of fame. I’ve only had the opportunity to catch a few amazing talents in the NBC Minute to Win It show and was thoroughly entertained.

But wait till you see what this one lady can do … with her breasts. It probably won’t ever make the cut on a prime-time TV show, but it sure is different. Would you call it talent? Is it something you could stare at and appreciate? You be the judge…

Artist uses boobs vs paintbrushes
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A U.S. artist says she produces her artwork using an unusual method – covering her 38DD boobs in paint and pressing them against the canvas.

Kira Ayn Varszegi says she first started breast painting almost 10 years ago and that her works can sell for £600 each.

The 24-year-old from Connecticut creates each painting by coating her breasts with various colored paints and then pressing and dragging them on the canvas.

She admits she was initially surprised by the level of commercial interest in the abstract breast works, and that she’s now created and sold hundreds of paintings.

However, not all of her fans are only interested in the final result… she admits she’s constantly being besieged with requests for photos of the “creative process.”

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Still can’t visually picture how she does it? There’s a video on YouTube that I can’t link to because you need to be 18 and over to view it and must sign in first. But click on the byline link above and watch the video on that site.

So do you think you have a bigger talent that can reach a wider audience than just the art community? What’s the most ODD skill or talent you have seen by someone else?

Quick survey:

  • In the audience or on stage when it comes to talent shows?
  • Favorite one-hit wonder?
  • ODD talent you’d like to master?

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Just a reminder that there’s a blog party on Tuesday the 10th at the new Side Street Inn On Da Strip in Kapahulu. There is $5 valet parking or $5 self parking.

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O&E ODD image of the day:

Having a sweet time

It’s my birthday and I’ll have a half celebration! Huh? Yup, that’s the new and ODD trend nowadays. No, it’s not having a downsized birthday, but just the opposite: celebrating twice a year.

Maybe that’s the better way to go…two birthday cakes, double the wishes and party fun. Wonder if some ladies would prefer this kind of celebration versus claiming a birthday week? That might be a tough one…

Half-birthdays: The latest middle-class trend
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Not content with their little darling only having one birthday each year, many parents have started celebrating “half birthdays” too.

The half-birthday celebration — which includes the usual parties and gift giving — is said to be the latest odd parenting trend.

Celebrated 182.5 days (half a year) after the real anniversary of a child’s birth, the parties have become a hit with middle-class families.

And firms cashing in on the trend have even started producing special “Happy Half Birthday” cakes and cards.

Sonya Trent, from Birmingham, whose 6-year-old daughter was recently invited to a half-birthday party, said: “It is ridiculous, who needs a celebration every six months. The worst part is that the parents expect presents for the kids, too.

“While I have no intention of having these stupid celebrations for my daughter, it’s hard to tell her she can’t go to someone else’s party.”
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What do you think? Cool or crazy? Is this just another way to commercialize our birthdays or a creative way to celebrate as we creep closer to old age?

Do you still remember what your best birthday was? Anyone celebrated in an ODD way?

And speaking of birthday cakes, wonder if half birthdays mean only half a cake? Or how about having cupcakes instead? Here’s a sweet option to consider. I attended a tweetup last night that featured exotic and ODD cupcakes.

Founded by Pearl City grads Gary Atud and Robert Vargas in March 2010 as a way to help raise funds for their children’s sports team trips, Yummycups is the newest cupcake craze to hit Oahu. The pair doesn’t even have a store yet and they can barely keep up with demand.

Robert, left, and Gary showing the cupcake samplers at a tweetup.

At a little more than $2 a cupcake, the continuously expanding line boasts flavors such as Chocolate/Skor, Coconut/Lime, Chai/Latte/Honey-Ginger, Red Velvet, Strawberry Mochi, Banana Cream, Pina Colada, Chocolate Haupia and Chocolate Peanut Butter.

And then there’s the pulled pork cupcake that includes corn bread, butter cream frosting, pulled pork and BBQ sauce.

Both Gary and Robert said their favorite flavor is the Filipino Delight, which is a white cupcake consisting of sweet potato, butter cream and sweetened shredded coconut. And there will soon be a line of “pupu-type” cupcakes out. Hmm, poke on top?

But when it comes to picking out the top three flavors, Gary told me there were six. The Tiramisu and Strawberry Mochi tied for first. The Tiramisu cupcake includes a “secret ingredient” that makes most people who normally don’t like tiramisu falling in love with this not-so-coffee-like dessert.

The Orange Dream and Pina Colada tied for second. Gary said Jamba Juice was his inspiration for the Orange Dream, which was one of the original flavors he concocted while Yummycups was in the early stages.

And tying for third place is the Chocolate Haupia and the Chocolate/Skor.

So besides all the ODD flavors, what makes these Yummycups cupcakes stand out? Gary, a firefighter who has a passion for cooking, says their cupcakes have just the right amount of sweetness. He has also noticed that lots of folks take off the frosting when eating a cupcake and he wanted to eliminate that. I’m usually guilty of that and I didn’t have to do that when eating their cupcakes.

I sampled the Nutter Butter, left, and Strawberry Mochi.

The frosting had that perfect balance of thickness and sweetness and the cupcake contained white chocolate morsels.

The Nutter Butter had a light peanut butter taste and contained chocolate morsels in the cupcake.

Here’s what some other Twitter folks sampled and what they had to say:

Sara tried the Pulled Pork cupcake. She was surprised to find out it was corn bread but said the unique flavors complemented each other.

Other comments from those who ate the Pulled Pork one came from Twitter folks Dallas Nagata: “If you’re not in a super sweet mood, I would get this” and Mel Sumida: “It’s not as strange as I thought it would be.”

Phillip enjoyed his first bite into the Chocolate Haupia.

He said it was a good balance of flavors and you could taste the nuances of both. “It seems like it would be heavy, but it’s pretty light,” he said.

Lindsey was eager to try the Chai/Latte/Honey-Ginger cupcake.

She said she never tasted anything like it before and was happy how the flavor was sweet, but not too sweet.

A closer look at the Chocolate Haupia and Chai/Latte/Honey-Ginger cupcakes.

Phillip, who also tried the Chai/Latte one, said he liked the little surprises in the cupcakes. “There a happy ending in all of them,” he said.

A big thanks to @electric_bamboo, standing right, for organizing the tweetup at Antonio’s NY Pizzeria in Kahala.

Until Yummycups finds the funding to open a store, you can place orders at yummycups@yahoo.com. There are about 30 different flavors and Gary and Robert put out six flavors a week. More information and pictures are posted on their Facebook page. Cupcakes are done for weddings, birthday parties and fundraisers.

Love my nuts…

Ssh! It’s supposed to be a secret, but I’m loving my time off as a formerly employed Advertiser copy editor. You never realize how many things you let fall by the wayside when you’re a full-time worker. Clothes that need to be ironed pile up. That closet reorganization never happens. Creative stacks of magazines form around the house, narrowing your pathway each week.

And while I have yet to go through those packages of odds and ends items I had to take home from the work desk about a month ago, I’ve also been trying to enjoy the time off. I revel in the fact that I don’t need to set an alarm each day and my biggest decisions are whether I should meet a friend for lunch or clear out months worth of my favorite TV shows on the DVR.

But my mind is still slightly in a working mode when it comes to this blog. As usual, I try to keep an eye out for ODD things. And as it happened, about a few weeks back I happened to see an infomercial in the middle of the day that immediately caught my attention.

A very entertaining salesman named Vince was promoting an item called the Slap Chop. It reminded me of that Magic Bullet food blender that I’ve always found appealing but never did buy. Don’t know if it was the amazing ease at which this Slap Chop diced, minced and chopped food items of all sizes in seconds or if it was the sales pitch itself. Here’s the beat-bopping version:

Slap Chop rap

Other YouTube videos highlight the “love my nuts” version in a variety of parodies.

I was so tempted to pick up the phone right away to place an order. But then another informercial on the same channel caught my eye. In the meantime I was getting slightly worried that this whole unemployment deal was affecting my ability to discern between products of actual value versus just those with commercial appeal.

But the Shake Weight claims to help women tone their flabby arms and lose weight by shaking this 2.5-pound weight just six minutes a day! I thought I could do this several times a day while watching TV, etc. So even though I didn’t buy it through a phone order, I did manage to find it at the As Seen on TV store in Ala Moana. The verdict? I can’t tell you. I didn’t even test it out since buying it a couple of weeks ago. Sigh…

So who has bought an item, preferably ODD, as seen on TV recently? What are some of your favorite infomercials? What is it about these sales pitches that make a product seem like the greatest thing since sliced bread?

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And we’re back with our O&E ODD image of the day. These next two come from this past weekend’s Korean Festival at Kapiolani Park.


It’s not shave ice, nor is it ice cream nor frozen yogurt! It literally tastes like snow. This was a passion fruit flavor. Its dry flakes sort of melt in your mouth like cotton candy and it has a half cold taste. The only thing I could think of was that it was just so ODD. The shop is in McCully Shopping Center and they supposedly have dozens of flavors.


Don’t ask what compelled me to take a photo being practically enveloped by my least-favorite creature! But for the record, I couldn’t find a lifesize cutout of some K-drama hunk to pose with as I did several years back…

Odds and Ends coming soon!

Hi everyone! Once my Odds and Ends blog on The Honolulu Advertiser website becomes inactive, I’ll start blogging here. I’ll continue with my theme of ODD and wacky stories from around the world.

In the meantime, please start sending me any ODD photos or video links that might make for an entertaining ODD feature of the day. You can send them to me at shaunagoya@gmail.com.

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