Getting more graphic

As promised from the previous post, here’s a continuation of those awesome yes-I-believe-it’s-true representations of this crazy world we live in…


Fortunately for me, I can pretty much fall asleep anywhere. I once fell asleep during a rock concert. Don’t ask me how those annoyingly blinding strobe lights didn’t faze me. Well, maybe keeping your eyes shut is better as those intermittent bright lights are really tough on the eyes, especially after sitting in the dark for a good hour. I can get sleepy drinking a Red Bull and can probably sleep sitting up.


I always hear people saying that and it really must be true. I ended up eating chicken gizzards thinking it was popcorn chicken! Still can’t believe it!


I’m not a regular “CSI” watcher but the movie that comes to mind is “Salt” with Angelina Jolie. I was so impressed with her skills that I told myself I should train myself to be that lethal. But now you’re telling me not everything I saw in the movie can actually happen? Reality sucks!


Don’t think I ever read about any alien communication happening. Well, now I know why.


Yup, this is another instance of seeing people’s stupidity or lack of respect for others. I once remember seeing a guy at Safeway who was in the express line ahead of me with 11 or 12 items. The guy had the club card so you knew he was a regular. When the cashier explained to him he was in the wrong line WHILE still ringing up his items, he played stupid like he couldn’t understand English. Another time, I was in line with some ice cream that was on sale. The couple in front of me saw that and wanted to also get the ice cream. So the guy sends the girl to “run” and pick out a couple cartons. He tried to thank me for waiting while I sarcastically and sweetly made a comment back about my ice cream starting to melt. He didn’t get the hint.


Heh heh. Why why why???


All you IT guys, can you explain this? Does this mean there’s no job security?

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Speaking of computer geniuses, it’s time to wish a very special happy birthday to anklebiters!! Wonder if he’s planning to make his regular trip to Hawaii next month?

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O&E ODD image of the day: How BBDs comment on O&E?

Is this graphic enough for you?

There’s nothing like a picture that can visually simplify data on ODD and interesting trends. I recently received an e-mail with the following graphics that had me chuckling the whole time. So it’s my pleasure to share them with you. Add your thoughts about each issue and see if you’re in the norm!

This is a good one. I would definitely say the majority of my FB friends are “actual friends” who I’ve done “business” with at one time or another. There are a handful I vaguely remember but put two and two together by our list of mutual friends…

Despite losing a good job, I still like to think I’m climbing upward with the new opportunities my current job brings…

Gotta agree on this one though one minute seems awfully long when you have to do the mouth rinse at the dentist. Swishing liquid in your mouth that you cannot swallow seems to go on and on forever…

Still don’t know why there are so many updates (ODDly enough got the request every day this week) because I don’t even know what the update is for. Oh well, it can’t hurt, right?

This one always leaves me in a pissy mood. At first I kill time by doing other things. Then my neck starts to cramp and I think I should put them on speaker phone. After a ridiculous amount of hold time, I think that they are playing me for a fool and making me wait while they just goof off at their computers. I picture them staring at some blinking light indicating a call and just laughing at how some people actually wait for an answer. Seriously, how can it take nearly 15 minutes just to get through? Aren’t these workers who handle customer-service calls doing this full time?

Yup, those car alarms are very annoying, some more than others. And I do wonder how many random passersby would stop a thief from breaking into SOMEONE ELSE’s car…

Are there any other words (or letters) in that song? We need some help from those MLCers who probably know the whole song…

I’ll leave this one to the married folks…

How sad…I thought it was to admire the color coordination and theme. I also like to see how many weddings have those chairs with the fancy seat covers and bows! Speaking of weddings, I’m attending two this weekend. It’s the coveted 10/10/10 date that some couples booked way in advance.

Since these graphics are so entertaining, I decided to split this post in half and post the rest later. Please add your insightful and ODD comments to each of those graphics!

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O&E ODD image of the day:

Hands-down ODD!

I’ve never been one of those girls who had to paint their nails. In fact, I can’t recall ever getting a manicure. On the other hand, my sister likes to go regularly and just the other day was showing off her colorful flower-decal nails and matching toenails. She pays nearly a hundred bucks each time, but says it’s her way of treating herself. It is actually quite pretty, but it’s just not for me.

Personally, I don’t like long nails for a variety of reasons and I’ve found painting your nails with regular nail polish — which is, gasp, different from the polish my sister gets professionally applied — is a hassle because as they grow out, the color on your nails is garishly obvious.

So I wonder what my sister would think of the fantasy nail art that was showcased in this Nailympics event…

Nailympics: Hands-down the oddest contest

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Hundreds of manicurists have battled it out in an odd annual event where they are judged on the quality of their fake nails.

The Nailympics 2010 saw teams from 24 countries compete in events ranging from nail sculpture and fantasy nail art to nail embellishment.


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Some of the entries even saw intricate sculptures and figurines attached to the nails of contestants.

Competitors say the elaborate faux nails show amazing quality of a nail technician’s craft… and mean they never get asked to do the washing up.

Now in its sixth year, the Nailympics was part of the Olympia Beauty Show at London’s Earls Court and organizers hope it will encourage more Brits to compete.


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Not sure where I stand on women with painted nails. Should women of a certain age not go with such fancy artwork on their fingers? What about professional women? Does it change your opinion of them if you notice it at the office?

Yet, nails that are taken care of speak to a woman’s standards and even personality. Same goes for men. Should men not have long nails? What about guys with dirty nails? Is that a sign of a man’s man who works hard? Or one that just doesn’t wash his hands good?

I won’t even go into what your opinions are of a man with soft hands…

And speaking of one of our male readers (who I don’t know if he has soft hands or not!), it’s Ocean Lover‘s birthday today!

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O&E ODD image of the day:

New meaning to skin-tight clothes

Finding the right outfit can be a nightmare for some folks. It’s not just a matter of randomly picking out a shirt and pants to wear. Wearing a tighter pants often means a longer top might be required to “hide the butt.” On the other hand, a looser type of pants requires careful selection of a complementary top. If not, everything could look too sloppy and baggy.

So what’s the solution? Besides having a personal dresser or custom-made clothes, how’s this novel idea? Spray-on clothes!

Spray-on clothes in a can could soon go on sale
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Boffins have created a cotton-based material that can be sprayed onto your body to create instant clothes, from T-shirts to trousers.

Fabrican —  literally a fabric in a can — is the result of researchers who have spent years with the aim of developing an instant, sprayable, nonwoven fabric.


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Spanish designer Dr. Manel Torres — who worked with Imperial College London — says the resulting sprayed clothes can even be taken off, washed and worn again.

However, as the material is sprayed directly onto the body from an aerosol, it means all resulting garments are skin-tight… and we don’t know what happens to any stray hairs that get caught.


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The science behind Fabrican is a mixture of short fibers, which are combined with polymers to bind them, and a solvent, which delivers the fabric in liquid form.

As the spray makes contact with the body the mixture evaporates, leaving the cotton fibers, which are cross-linked, to produce the garment.


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A spokesperson for Fabrican said: “The product was developed through interdisciplinary research, linking the subjects of engineering, material science and design.

“The fabric is formed by the cross-linking of fibers, which adhere to create an instant non-woven fabric that can be easily sprayed on to any surface.”

But Torres doesn’t think the product will be limited to fashion uses. He says he also expected it to be picked up by the medical industry where it could be used to make instant wound-healing products, dressings and patches.

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Anyone interested in trying this new fashion trend? Think of all the designs that could be made to enhance certain areas of your body. Wonder how long it takes to put a top or pants together…

Speaking of fashion, let’s take a short survey:

  • Favorite designer?
  • Neutral colors or bright colors?
  • Tight-fitting or loose form?
  • More eye catching on the opposite sex: tops or bottoms?

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O&E ODD image of the day: Creative bridal fashions or fashion crazy?

Carlashes and crafts with pads

Here’s a video promo of a product called Carlashes.

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Oops, I just realized this post published and I wasn’t finished with writing it up! But since NaPueo already commented, I’m going to leave it up.

I just thought this product was so ODD that I had to share it. Seriously, who in the world would want Carlashes??

Then again, what’s ODD to one person can be normal to another. What ODD items do you have on or in your car for whatever reason?

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O&E ODD image of the day: From pads to slippers (Sent in by chawan_cut but not necessarily tested…)

Sickeningly sweet…

Today, Aug. 31, 2010, would mark my 10th anniversary if I were still working at The Honolulu Advertiser. It’s hard to imagine that a decade ago I was just starting my first full-time job at the state’s largest daily newspaper.

A lot has happened over the 10 years, including the ridiculous amount of junk I consumed while working at my desk. I’m not talking about files and office odds and ends. I’m talking about junk food. From soda to chips, plate lunches and high-calorie desserts, I ate it all. I cringe to think about the pounds I put on and curse myself for not exercising more restraint when it comes to tempting foods.

But check out 20 of the worst drinks in America, according to a recent e-mail forward I received. Maybe it was a good thing I enjoyed all these yummy foods for the same amount of calories as these fattening drinks!

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Any of your favorites make this list? Sometimes I prefer not to know the high calories or sugar counts in these cold treats. Ignorance is bliss. But I guess once the pants starts to get too tight, that might be a sign to cut back…

So what are your guilty pleasures? Let’s do a quick poll:

  • Favorite cold drink
  • Best fast-food ice cream treat
  • Favorite energy drink
  • Favorite coffee type and place

What a big head!

Safety is critical, especially while traveling on what can seem like dangerous and deadly roads. With motorists, bikers and pedestrians all in a hurry to get to their destination, many tend to ignore the rules of the road.

But when passersby get a glance at these ODD head protectors, they might end up swerving off the road as they do a double take…

Designers to launch range of wacky helmets
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You might not see Hells Angels’ sporting these crazy helmets any time soon, but if Borat took up biking, you might see a walnut speeding down the motorway.

That’s because tennis balls, haircuts and a globe are the latest in bicycle helmet fashion designs to come out of Kazakhstan.


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The wacky helmets are the creation of a marketing agency who admit they initially created them as a laugh… but now they’re set to go into production.

Designers say they were inundated by would-be customers wanting the wear the off-beat headwear and they should be on shelves (and shoulders) by 2011.

Rimma Fhevtfova, of GOOD! Agency, said: “We wanted to make something unusual. We wanted to make something that is outside the box and to try and think differently.

“There is a growing cycling scene in Kazakhstan. It is much better than it was two years ago so we want to tap into that,” Fhevtfova said.

“In the market, there are limited designs and producers and very few customers are using handmade or tailor-made helmets of different styles.”

But while bikers in Central Asia and Kazakhstan can get their gloves on the helmets early next year, the rest of the world will have to wait.

“Ideally, we would like to take them to Europe and America but we are still working through the costings. We are looking into a few proposals.”


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Story says these fashionable helmets are not coming to America anytime soon…is that such a bad thing?

Should bicyclists have a little fun or do you think these helmets might cause more of safety distraction? If you had to pick an ODD design for yourself, what would it be?

Any other wacky ways you have seen people engage in just to stay safe?

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I went hiking at Koko Head this past weekend. On my way down, I noticed this girl who was starting up the trail was wearing pumps. I was wondering who the heck wears those kinds of shoes on a trail that just involves uneven wooden steps? I was so intrigued I sneakily went up behind her just to snap a few photos!

Before the big day…

Tomorrow is a big day for me. I’m starting a new job!

I’ll be an account executive at Communications Pacific in Downtown Honolulu. CommPac is one of Hawaii’s largest PR firms and I’m excited to see what the job holds. This job will be only my second full-time job I’ve ever had since graduating from college 10 years ago.

And like the day before a new school year, I’m a bit nervous. Working at one company for a decade put me in a very comfortable position. Now it’s all about starting all over to build relationships and my work credibility.

Got any advice for new-job jitters? Thanks in advance!

Boob brushes?

What’s your secret talent? Or ODD talent as nowadays that seems to be the only way to stand out to claim your 15 minutes of fame. I’ve only had the opportunity to catch a few amazing talents in the NBC Minute to Win It show and was thoroughly entertained.

But wait till you see what this one lady can do … with her breasts. It probably won’t ever make the cut on a prime-time TV show, but it sure is different. Would you call it talent? Is it something you could stare at and appreciate? You be the judge…

Artist uses boobs vs paintbrushes
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A U.S. artist says she produces her artwork using an unusual method – covering her 38DD boobs in paint and pressing them against the canvas.

Kira Ayn Varszegi says she first started breast painting almost 10 years ago and that her works can sell for £600 each.

The 24-year-old from Connecticut creates each painting by coating her breasts with various colored paints and then pressing and dragging them on the canvas.

She admits she was initially surprised by the level of commercial interest in the abstract breast works, and that she’s now created and sold hundreds of paintings.

However, not all of her fans are only interested in the final result… she admits she’s constantly being besieged with requests for photos of the “creative process.”

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Still can’t visually picture how she does it? There’s a video on YouTube that I can’t link to because you need to be 18 and over to view it and must sign in first. But click on the byline link above and watch the video on that site.

So do you think you have a bigger talent that can reach a wider audience than just the art community? What’s the most ODD skill or talent you have seen by someone else?

Quick survey:

  • In the audience or on stage when it comes to talent shows?
  • Favorite one-hit wonder?
  • ODD talent you’d like to master?

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Just a reminder that there’s a blog party on Tuesday the 10th at the new Side Street Inn On Da Strip in Kapahulu. There is $5 valet parking or $5 self parking.

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O&E ODD image of the day:

Having a sweet time

It’s my birthday and I’ll have a half celebration! Huh? Yup, that’s the new and ODD trend nowadays. No, it’s not having a downsized birthday, but just the opposite: celebrating twice a year.

Maybe that’s the better way to go…two birthday cakes, double the wishes and party fun. Wonder if some ladies would prefer this kind of celebration versus claiming a birthday week? That might be a tough one…

Half-birthdays: The latest middle-class trend
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Not content with their little darling only having one birthday each year, many parents have started celebrating “half birthdays” too.

The half-birthday celebration — which includes the usual parties and gift giving — is said to be the latest odd parenting trend.

Celebrated 182.5 days (half a year) after the real anniversary of a child’s birth, the parties have become a hit with middle-class families.

And firms cashing in on the trend have even started producing special “Happy Half Birthday” cakes and cards.

Sonya Trent, from Birmingham, whose 6-year-old daughter was recently invited to a half-birthday party, said: “It is ridiculous, who needs a celebration every six months. The worst part is that the parents expect presents for the kids, too.

“While I have no intention of having these stupid celebrations for my daughter, it’s hard to tell her she can’t go to someone else’s party.”
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What do you think? Cool or crazy? Is this just another way to commercialize our birthdays or a creative way to celebrate as we creep closer to old age?

Do you still remember what your best birthday was? Anyone celebrated in an ODD way?

And speaking of birthday cakes, wonder if half birthdays mean only half a cake? Or how about having cupcakes instead? Here’s a sweet option to consider. I attended a tweetup last night that featured exotic and ODD cupcakes.

Founded by Pearl City grads Gary Atud and Robert Vargas in March 2010 as a way to help raise funds for their children’s sports team trips, Yummycups is the newest cupcake craze to hit Oahu. The pair doesn’t even have a store yet and they can barely keep up with demand.

Robert, left, and Gary showing the cupcake samplers at a tweetup.

At a little more than $2 a cupcake, the continuously expanding line boasts flavors such as Chocolate/Skor, Coconut/Lime, Chai/Latte/Honey-Ginger, Red Velvet, Strawberry Mochi, Banana Cream, Pina Colada, Chocolate Haupia and Chocolate Peanut Butter.

And then there’s the pulled pork cupcake that includes corn bread, butter cream frosting, pulled pork and BBQ sauce.

Both Gary and Robert said their favorite flavor is the Filipino Delight, which is a white cupcake consisting of sweet potato, butter cream and sweetened shredded coconut. And there will soon be a line of “pupu-type” cupcakes out. Hmm, poke on top?

But when it comes to picking out the top three flavors, Gary told me there were six. The Tiramisu and Strawberry Mochi tied for first. The Tiramisu cupcake includes a “secret ingredient” that makes most people who normally don’t like tiramisu falling in love with this not-so-coffee-like dessert.

The Orange Dream and Pina Colada tied for second. Gary said Jamba Juice was his inspiration for the Orange Dream, which was one of the original flavors he concocted while Yummycups was in the early stages.

And tying for third place is the Chocolate Haupia and the Chocolate/Skor.

So besides all the ODD flavors, what makes these Yummycups cupcakes stand out? Gary, a firefighter who has a passion for cooking, says their cupcakes have just the right amount of sweetness. He has also noticed that lots of folks take off the frosting when eating a cupcake and he wanted to eliminate that. I’m usually guilty of that and I didn’t have to do that when eating their cupcakes.

I sampled the Nutter Butter, left, and Strawberry Mochi.

The frosting had that perfect balance of thickness and sweetness and the cupcake contained white chocolate morsels.

The Nutter Butter had a light peanut butter taste and contained chocolate morsels in the cupcake.

Here’s what some other Twitter folks sampled and what they had to say:

Sara tried the Pulled Pork cupcake. She was surprised to find out it was corn bread but said the unique flavors complemented each other.

Other comments from those who ate the Pulled Pork one came from Twitter folks Dallas Nagata: “If you’re not in a super sweet mood, I would get this” and Mel Sumida: “It’s not as strange as I thought it would be.”

Phillip enjoyed his first bite into the Chocolate Haupia.

He said it was a good balance of flavors and you could taste the nuances of both. “It seems like it would be heavy, but it’s pretty light,” he said.

Lindsey was eager to try the Chai/Latte/Honey-Ginger cupcake.

She said she never tasted anything like it before and was happy how the flavor was sweet, but not too sweet.

A closer look at the Chocolate Haupia and Chai/Latte/Honey-Ginger cupcakes.

Phillip, who also tried the Chai/Latte one, said he liked the little surprises in the cupcakes. “There a happy ending in all of them,” he said.

A big thanks to @electric_bamboo, standing right, for organizing the tweetup at Antonio’s NY Pizzeria in Kahala.

Until Yummycups finds the funding to open a store, you can place orders at yummycups@yahoo.com. There are about 30 different flavors and Gary and Robert put out six flavors a week. More information and pictures are posted on their Facebook page. Cupcakes are done for weddings, birthday parties and fundraisers.

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